Peanuts
LITTLE GIRL - Mommy, I just found out that our neighbour's son has a penis
like a peanut.
MOM - You mean it's small.
LITTLE GIRL - No, it's salty.
Vibrator
A lady entered the Dr.'s Cabin & said : " I have a vibrator stuck up my
vagina.
DOCTOR : "O.K. you lie down & I'll try to get it out"
LADY : "Oh no. Just change the batteries."
Convenience store
Why is sex with your wife like a convenience store?
There's not much variety but what else is open at 0300 hrs.
Suicide & virgin
Difference between a girl committing suicide & a virgin ?
One is trying to die & one is dying to try.
Saving
A man tries to advise his wife on saving
"Darling if you could learn to cook we can fire our cook"
Wife - "Yes Darling if you could learn to make love we can fire our
driver"
Potentially and realistically speaking...
A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the
difference between potentially and realistically?"
The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert
Redford for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and ask your brother if
he'd sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that."
So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Robert
Redford for a million dollars?"
The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a
great college!"
The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt
for a million dollars?"
The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt! I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?"
The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Tom
Cruise for a million dollars?"
"Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million could buy?"
The boy pondered that for a few days, and then went back to his dad.
His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?"
The boy replied, "Yes, sir. Potentially, we're sitting on three million dollars, but realistically, we're living with two sluts and
a queer."
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