Smallest hotel
Which is the smallest hotel in the world?
Answer : VAGINA - because it can accommodate only one occupant at a time with
his 2 luggage left outside.
Road signs
5 Road signs that best describe the female organs -
a) Deep excavation.
b) Slippery when wet.
c) Stop on red signal
d) Slow down on curves & humps
e) Men at Work.
What women think about sex
Age Thought
08 Ignore
18 Experience
28 Look for it
38 Ask for it
48 Beg for it
58 Pay for it
68 Pray for it
78 Forget it
Sex talk
What women say during sex ?
a) British Women? Oh Yes, oh yes baby.
b) American Women? Yeah yeah baby.
c) Asian Women? Please don't tell anyone.
Sex talk
A man tries to advise his wife on saving
"Darling if you could learn to cook we can fire our cook"
Wife - "Yes Darling if you could learn to make love we can fire our
driver"
What is a kiss?
"A kiss is an inquiry in the first floor about vacancy in the ground floor."
Tyre
What do you do with 365 used condoms at the end of the year?
Answer - Melt them, make a tyre and call it "GOODYEAR"
Life is like a PENIS
Sometimes up, sometimes down;
Sometimes hard, sometimes soft;
Sometimes big, sometimes small;
Sometimes in, sometimes out.
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