Three good manners of the male penis
COURTEOUS - It stands before performing
EMOTIONAL - It cries during performance
POLITE - It bows after the performance
A woman's period
Question : What's the closest thing you have to a woman's period ?
Answer : Your salary - It comes once a month lasts for about 3 - 4 days
and if it doesn't come everything's messed up.
A man's penis
Questions - In what way is a man's penis similar to a car ?
Answer :
1) It feels GOOD when it's FAST.
2) It's SMOOTH when LUBRICATED.
3) It's useless when it's FLAT.
Sex talk
What women say during sex ?
a) British Women? Oh Yes, oh yes baby.
b) American Women? Yeah yeah baby.
c) Asian Women? Please don't tell anyone.
Married women
Question - Why is it better to have a married women as a girlfriend ?
Answer - pick the right one -
1) They give like hell.
2) They don't yell.
3) They don't tell.
4) They don't expect wedding bells.
Don't stop
MUM : "Didn't I tell you that if a guy touches your BOOBS, say DON'T
and if he touches your pussy say STOP?"
GIRL : "But mum, he touched both so I said DON'T STOP"
Rubbing a penis
Teacher saw PENIS written on the blackboard.
She rubs it off. Next day it is written bigger.
She rubs it again.
Next day it was written MORE YOU RUB, THE LARGER IT GROWS.
Condom
A man wants to buy a condom.
Sales Girl : "May I hold your penis for size?"
She orders assistant : "Give me a Small"
"WAIT, give medium!!!! WAIT give him large !!!"
"Never mind!! Give me a TISSUE..."
Court trial
JUDGE - "You say the defendant stole money from your BRA while you were
wearing it. Then why didn't you stop him?"
She said : "I wasn't sure what he wanted."
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