Doctor's advice
Penis is the healthiest food.
It comes with a sausage accompanied by 2 eggs &
a bunch of seaweed.
For exotic taste, shake well for mayonise sause.
Latest news!
Tom Cruise is in love with Thai
princess but the King will not allow their marriage
unless Tom Cruise changes his name to "Tom Yam".
How papa looks like
A baby dog asked mama dog : "how papa look like"?
Mama dog replied : "Your papa came from behind & I didn't
have chance to see his face!"
Sick lady
A lady visited her doctor again.
Doc said "You look more sick & exhausted than before. Are you having 3 meals a day as I advised?"
Lady "What? I thought you said 3 males a day!"
A priest and his hen
A priest lost his hen & asked during mass.
"Anyone got a cock?" All men stood up.
He said again "I mean anyone seen a cock?" All women stood up.
He said again " I meant anyone seen my cock?"
All nuns stood up.
Christmas Tree
Quiz : One for the women - What's the difference between
a Christmas tree and a man ?
Answer : A Christmas tree stays up for twelve days and
nights, has cute balls and looks good with the lights
on.
Satisfied woman
Behind every successful woman, there is a satisfied man. but behind a
satisfied woman, there is an exhausted man
Sex / restaurant
Sex is like a restaurant. Sometimes you get a full satisfactory service,
and
sometimes you have to be satisfied with self-service
Durex & Kotex
Durex says to Kotex : "When you work, I lose my
business for about 7 days".
Kotex replies : "If you fail to work just once, my business stops for
9 months !!"
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