Manhood
A man was not really happy about his manhood........... it was actually
too long, 50cm long. He did not know what to do and went to a witch to ask
for advice.
The witch thought for a long time before she said : "Walk into the forest and
you will meet a frog. Ask the frog if it wants to marry you.If it says "no" your manhood will
shrink with 10cm, but if it says "yes" it will grow 10cm so the risk is
yours."
The man thought about this for a while but decided it was worth the risk.He
walked into the forest, found the frog and asked it : "Will you marry me little frog?"
" No" said the frog. The man ran home and
measured his manhood. Happily he found that it had shrunk down to 40cm.
The man was so excited about the results that he ran back into the forest and asked the frog again : "Will
you marry me little frog?". "No" said the frog.
The man ran home and measured his manhood. Again he found that it had shrunk 10cm down to 30cm. The man was thinking,
"20cm, that would be the perfect size" and ran back into the forest.
He met the frog again and asked him again : "Will you marry me little frog?"
The frog answered him :"Sweet Jesus what is wrong with you? I already told you,
NO!, NO!, NO! "
Cool Dad
Little Johnny and his two friends are sitting on the front
porch one day.
The first one says, "My Daddy is so cool he can eat
four Burgers at one meal."
The second one says, "That's nothing. My Daddy can eat
six."
Little Jonny starts laughing and says, "My Daddy can eat
light bulbs."
The other two boys tell Jonny that he is out of his mind.
They ask him why he thinks His daddy can eat light bulbs.
Little Jonny replies, "Last night I was passing my parents
room and my Daddy said, 'Honey, turn out that light I want
to eat that thing.'"
Dear John...
A Marine stationed in Iraq recently received a "Dear John"
letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows
Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between
us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice,
since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm
sorry.
Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
Love, Becky
The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for
any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters,
ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of
Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he
had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that
envelope....along with this note
Dear Becky,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who you are. Please
take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
Take Care, Ricky
Holes
An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She is chatting
to St.Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden
she hears the most awful bloodcurdling screams.
"Oh my goodness," says the old lady, "what is
happening?"
"Don't worry about that," says St. Peter, "It's only
someone having the holes bored on their shoulder
blades for the wings."
The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but
carries on with the conversation. Ten minutes later,
there are more bloodcurdling screams.
"Oh my goodness," says the old lady, "now what is
happening?"
"Not to worry," says St.Peter, "they are just having
their head drilled to fit the halo."
Shaking her head, the old lady says, "I can't do this.
I'm off down to hell."
"You can't go there," says St. Peter, "You'll be
raped and sodomized."
"Sure" says the old lady, "but I've already got the
holes for that!"
[ Top ] [ Next => ]
Do you have any adult jokes to share?
If yes, please email them to webmaster@adultshag.com with the subject title
"Adult jokes submission" . Thanks a million!
*NOTE: As far as we are aware, none of the above jokes are copy-righted. However, if you have reasons to believe otherwise, please email us and we will remove them if proven. Thanks.
Related resources:
[ Jokes pg 2 ]
[ Jokes pg 3 ]
[ Jokes pg 4 ]
[ Jokes pg 5 ]
[ Jokes pg 6 ]
[ Jokes pg 7 ]
[ Jokes pg 8 ]
[ Jokes pg 9]
[ Jokes pg 10 ]
[ Jokes pg 11 ]
[ Jokes pg 12 ]
| Love Articles
| Trade Links
| Contact Us
| Free Adult Ebooks
| Free Adult Jokes
| Sitemap
| Adult Entertainment Home
| Tell A Friend |
|
