Baby check up
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining
room,waiting for the doctor to come in.
The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his
weight found it somewhat below normal, and asked if the baby was
breast fed or bottle fed.
"Breast fed," she replied.
"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor
ordered.
She did. He pressed, kneaded, rolled, cupped, and
pinched both breasts for a while in a detailed, rigorously thorough
examination.
Motioning to her to get dressed, he said, "No
wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk."
"I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad
I came."
Arab
An arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.
Your name please? " Abdul Aziz "
Sex? " six times a week!! "
No, no, I mean male or female! " Doesn't matters, sometimes even camel!!!
Happy man?
What makes a happy man?
Daughter on the cover of cosmo.
Son on the cover of
sports illustrated.
Mistress on the cover of playboy and ....
Wife on the
cover of "missing persons. "
Ambition
Teacher what do you want to become? Johnny :"doctor!"
Teacher why? Johnny : "becasuse only profession where you can tell a woman to take off her
clothes and ask her husband to pay for it! "
Epitaph
An old lady aged 85, a virgin, was about to die.
She wanted her tombstone to read "BORN A
VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN. "
The engraver shortened it to "RETURNED UNOPENED "
Dental sex
Woman complaining to dentist :"It's so painful, I'd rather have a baby than
have a tooth removed.
Dentist : "Make up your mind soon, I'll adjust the chair accordingly".
Swimsuits
Why was the 2-piece swimsuit invented?
To separate the HAIRY section from
the DAIRY section.
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