Signal for sex
Man marries deaf girl. He mimes to her "Let's make a signal code if we
want sex?"
She nods and agrees.
So he says : "If I want sex, I'll squeeze your breast. If you agree, pull my penis once. If you disagree, pull it 500 times"
Smart Thambi
Thambi ask a hooker: "how much for sex?"
She says: "$50 on bed, $20 on sofa and $10 on grass "
He then hands her $50. She says: "You man of class, one time on bed...?"
He says "No, 5 times on grass...."
Expiry date
A 95 yr old man sucks his 90yr old wife's breast for 1/2 hour, drinks 2
drops of her milk and dies...
Post-mortem report - Died of drinking a substance after EXPIRY DATE ...
Biology Lesson
Teacher: "A man's penis has 2 key functionsm: Urination & Reproduction"
Student : "But my dad uses it to brush our maid's teeth"
Sexy Grandma
Last night, grandma wore a see-through top, grandpa didn't notice.
The 2nd night grandma wore a bikini, grandpa got a shock.
And on the 3rd night, she got naked and grandpa says to her "why is your
dress so crumpled...???"
A woman's body
According to Chinese Doctors a woman's body has 5 rooms
1) Face - show room
2) Boobs - play room
3) Tummy - store room
4) Vagina - men's room
5) Anus - emergency room
Moisturiser
When a woman arouses a man and leaves she is known as a cock teaser.
What is a male called that does the same to a female?
Answer : "Moisturiser"
Comfort in Friendship
"Friends" are like underwear; always a comfort...
"Good friends" are like condoms; always protecting...
"Great friends" are like viagra; lift you up when you're down ...
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