Tips to pick up women at clubs. Dos and don'ts for a succesful night out.

"How to increase your chances of picking you a pretty girl"

1) 7 tips on clubbing that will help you pick up your dream lady

Clubbing and pubbing is a major part of life if we're looking to pull. Everyone knows that if you are after a quickie- it's so easy to pick up a slapper- who by 2 in the morning is desperate to get a bit of loving from anyone and everyone.

But how do you pick up the girl of your dreams on the dance floor- the one that every man is looking at and wants. What makes or breaks your record?….

Pattie Kempton, our very own sex-pert explains all….. "Picking up a girl on the dance floor- is harder than it looks- but then isn't everything in life? Picking up any girl is hard enough- don't get me wrong I do sympathise with you lads but picking up that all important dream lady or shag is just in another league.

But there are some simple do's- and don'ts which could make all the difference to you- after all a Skoda (however much they've supposed to have improved) just isn't the same as a Jag is it?"

"Firstly, don't appear to be too drunk. "

Now this may sound both stupid and obvious, but you would be surprised at what a difference it can make. Trust me, no girl, however desperate likes a slobbering, out of control male, breathing smelly, beery breathe all over them. If you fall or trip onto a girl, knocking them or even worse pushing them over- I suggest you make a hasty exit, without a backwards glance. If you know you've had a lot to drink- and feel out of control I suggest you give it a miss all together- you'll only make a fool of yourself, and if you're a regular- beware your reputation may precede you- a very dangerous consequence. In the long run if you are successful- you'll only end up embarrassing yourself back at the ranch- and rumours- bad ones are a mans nightmare.

"Try and look like you can dance."

Now for 99% of men I know this is nearly impossible. If you're the other 1% then thank your lucky stars- you've been blessed. For girls there is nothing more than a good dancer that can get your pulses racing. But on the other hand- a bad dancer is the worst turn off. Now, it's all very well me saying 'learn to dance' because I know dancing is hard enough- dancing well is almost impossible. Listening to the rhythm of the music, may it be dance, garage or cheesy pop is a good starting point. Closing your eyes may help you, then once you're satisfied dance to that rhythm, although you may not be dancing well, you will be dancing in time- which if anything is better than nothing. DON'T copy anyone else's dancing, the fact is although you may think they look good- others probably won't and if they do look good- you will probably won't look as good- and therefore look stupid if not anything else.